in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
Marilyn knew what was up
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
final exams more like
do u ever get like water hungry…
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY
Disney’s words of wisdom :)
Thank godness for that comma
I actually feel relieved when idols swear, get pissed, or put up a middle finger because it seems like a sign that they’re not completely crushed by the star system yet and there’s still a person fighting for selfhood behind the bb cream and choreography.
Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade
lemons are yellow I mean comon
look how suspicious that looks
It’s just blushing because you’re paying attention to it you cute little thing you.
I’m concerned for this site but some people are just so nice and positive it physically pains me because no one would ever say that off the Internet
"How much money does college cost in America?"
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate
this pic honestly says it all
I don’t know what I expected