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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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psilentasincjelli:

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riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard


when jongin comes to kiss you

when jongin comes to kiss you

(Source: blondejongin)

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

suit & tie

(Source: xiumania)

condommodel:

this is still my fav

condommodel:

this is still my fav


Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(Source: heathers-rivera)

therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

(Source: totalparksandrec)

jongin's hips don't lie

(Source: blondejongin)